Previous | Memories | Tell Someone | Next
 

crazyparakiss.livejournal.com
[hd_familyfest]
23 February 2015 @ 01:22 pm
Fic: Leave the Camping to the Muggles by CrazyParaKiss  
Author/Artist: crazyparakiss
Prompt Number:36. Teddy got a T in Muggle Studies. His teacher suggests that he get some 'practical Muggle experience' from a camping trip with his family. As his guardian, Harry is expected to take him. But Teddy has no intention of being miserable alone. Oh no. If he's going to suffer, Cousin Draco will suffer with him.<
Title: Leave the Camping to the Muggles
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: The last thing either of them wants is to be in the company of the other, but that’s what parenting is all about: not killing an insufferable git because you love your kid.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Unrepentant snark and some fluff. Also a mouthy fourteen-year-old.
Epilogue compliant? Not in the least.
Word Count: 9.1k approximately
Author's Notes: I saw the prompt and an idea sprang to mind. Also wasn't sure what day to post or where to post since I haven't been seeing any fics and since I'll be away (still) for a few days I wanted to post while I had a comp available. Hope that's okay mods.

Read it here:Leave the Camping to the Muggles
Tags: ,
 
12 comments | Leave a comment
 
( Post a new comment )
[identity profile] daleah.livejournal.com on February 24th, 2015 10:32 am (UTC)
This is a great story. I enjoyed every word in it. I adore your Teddy and I laughed out loud to Draco and Harry. Thanks for your work and for the fact that you share it with us.
(Reply) (Link)
[identity profile] crazyparakiss.livejournal.com on February 24th, 2015 02:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much. :) I am glad you enjoyed it.
(Reply) (Link)
[identity profile] smirkingcat.livejournal.com on February 24th, 2015 03:40 pm (UTC)
oh this was fantastic!
the pining
the no magic failure - its so awesome that harry sucks at building a tent, and that draco took pictures of himself- because he is beautiful the tent building was not XD
and then the sweet, sweet giving in
and oh teddy that was a very bight idea by you!
that little guy really did great, he knows how he gets what he wants!
great, lovely story! with cuteness, fluff and hot body description (see no mention of the awesome smut you have written, a clean comment here XD)
[identity profile] crazyparakiss.livejournal.com on February 24th, 2015 04:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much, sweetie! I'm glad it turned out so well. It's been a long, long time since I've written fluff and humor. It's been longer yet since I've written H/D but being back in chat inspired me and this was the result so thank you for being a significant part of that ❤️ I'm glad the smut was okay. I hoped it wasn't too rushed, but if so that's what I get for writing a fic in a day and editing it in a couple of days. I need to find a diverse beta again.

Also I will have your betas back to you soon!

❤️❤️❤️
-Kiss
capitu[personal profile] capitu on February 24th, 2015 09:17 pm (UTC)

Hahaha, that was awesome! I loved your Teddy. And Draco was right all along. He is a Slytherin in badger's clothing!

I loved all the pining and the ultimate failure of the actual camping. Funny and hot!

Thank you so much!
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on April 4th, 2017 04:26 am (UTC)
[identity profile] crazyparakiss.livejournal.com on February 24th, 2015 09:55 pm (UTC)
Uh-oh! I left the last comment from the mod account. Didn't realize I was still signed in there! XD Anyways, thank you from the actual me.
digthewriter: ILU_DRA[personal profile] digthewriter on February 25th, 2015 03:26 am (UTC)
Sweet story. Thanks for sharing.
[identity profile] crazyparakiss.livejournal.com on February 25th, 2015 04:12 am (UTC)
Thanks for reading.
[identity profile] fantasyfiend09.livejournal.com on March 2nd, 2015 04:49 pm (UTC)
So cute!! Teddy was brilliant and such a teenager. ruddy snake in badger's clothing *snickers*

Harry and Draco were equally lovely, and it was fun watching them go from trading barbs to friendly to shagging. The description of the sentimental picture at dinner was very sweet.

There is something great about failed camping trips, and this one was hilariously miserable. I'm glad Harry had the good sense to find some more comfortable Muggle culture.
[identity profile] crazyparakiss.livejournal.com on March 3rd, 2015 02:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you :)!
[identity profile] blueflower15.livejournal.com on March 4th, 2015 02:25 am (UTC)
I have so missed your writing. I'm a H/D fan that lurks for years and years. It's my guilty pleasure. Your writing has always made a big impression on me and your stories stay with me long after I've read them. This was no exception - a bit lighter hearted than your usual but very very enjoyable. The "woke up murderous in the rain" scene was great. Welcome back!
[identity profile] crazyparakiss.livejournal.com on March 4th, 2015 05:41 am (UTC)
Awwww thank you, hon! That is very kind of you and I am glad you enjoyed it and am honored you remember my stories ❤️❤️❤️❤️